In Cat Mode

The Doctor goes into a self-described ‘Doctor Mode’….all conversations are about the hospital, clinical histories, the latest nuggets (or not) about Dr. Abusive, one of the dudes in charge of their team. Studying, studying, studying…everything (rightly) revolves around med school and rotations. TD will apologize for not being ‘more fun’ or ‘ too boring’ and says, ‘I know, I know. I am in Doctor Mode.’

I think since Friday I am in Cat Mode (I’m not kidding…pretty sure it is a real thing). I’ve been sleepy, incredibly lazy, and the only things I can say are, ‘I am so cold…I think I need another blanket!’, ‘Gosh, why am I so tired?’, and ‘I think I am going to have another coffee/glass of wine.’ The cat and I spent the latter half of this morning lounging in a heap together listening to music. Hustle and bustle of the day? Laundry? Washing my hair? Finishing the 3 *spectacular* posts for WordPress that I have saved in drafts? Yeah, it can all wait.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that fall has arrived in a big way since Friday evening. I want to light a candle, curl up, and doze off.

Inbetween the Seasons

It’s that confusing time in autumn…when it’s cooler than summer, but not really cold yet. Right now, it’s warm enough in my bedroom that I have a few mosquitoes circling me (‘circling’=hitting me in the face). I put on the fan to blow them away from my body, but the fan makes it too cold in here to be comfy. I throw on a blanket, but then it’s too hot and I pop a leg out to cool down. Of course, my ankle gets bitten. Nice.

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Added some incense to keep the skeeters away, but the smoke aggravated my asthma (which I usually only suffer in winter).

What month is it again?

 

Las Malvinas Son Argentinas

Today is Malvinas Day (Día del Veterano de Guerra y los Caídos en las Islas Malvinas, or Day of the War Veterans and the Fallen in the Malvinas Islands).

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“The Malvinas Are Argentine”  A woven bracelet The Doctor bought on the train last week to commemorate the war.

I was too little to remember this war (six-years-old), a war I was taught to call The Falkland Islands War (you don’t call it that here, as an obvious FYI). I also am on the fence on who I think the islands should belong to, though I lean to the idea that this decision is best left up to the Falkland Islanders themselves, who are happy the way things are. But no matter what you think about who they really belong to (if you think about it at all), here are a few Malvinas War facts and other tidbits:

Casualties Argentina: 649. UK: 258, including 3 women civilians killed by friendly fire.

Today’s holiday is rather new, being declared in 2001. Before this, Sovereignty Over Malvinas Islands Day was celebrated on June 10, commemorating the appointment of Luis Vernet as governor of the Islands in 1832.

Any maps I’ve ever seen at home have shown the islands belong to the UK. My son is taught in school that they are part of Argentina:

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A map I have in a book about Argentina, bought in the US

 

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A map my son has from school.

 

Borges was quoted as saying “The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.”

During the war, English music was prohibited in Argentina (including The Beatles. Oh my!). This is a major reason Argentine National rock flourished. Argentine bands are pretty good, look them up if you ever get a moment. A few artists from this period are Juan Carlos Baglietto, Fito Paez (he’s cool), Alejandro Lerner, and Celeste Carballo. My favorite  Argie band is Soda Stereo, though they are from 1984 and are more like Depeche Mode than Def Leppard.

Colonel Dorrego, the public works directer after the Argentine invasion, lost his own son in the war.

Dorrego was also in charge of mining the island, only to find that the British had mined the area themselves previously. Even today, there are thousands of mines still planted in the islands.

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Penguins and landmines.

 

The war, not officially declared by either country, only lasted 2 months, 2 weeks.

Leopoldo Galtieri, the Argentine president who supposedly thought attacking the islands would improve his popularity, didn’t think that the British would act militarily. (The Doctor says he just got drunk and decided to occupy the Malvinas. I don’t have a source for this, though!) He was wrong. Galtieri was removed from office 3 days after the British retook the capital city and his government curtains. Within a year, he and others were put on trial for mismanagement of the war and human rights violations related to his government.

 

I believe that most Argentines think the islands should be Argentine. Today, the internet is full of war things and The Doctor had me play a Malvinas war march when we first woke up.

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Ad I got when trying to hear The Titanic soundtrack today. “The Malvinas, southern pearl.”

 

 

 

Rough Week!

It’s been a really difficult start to the school year and a sticky past week overall. You may not remember that I have a 14-year-old in high school here and also that my fiance is finishing med school (on top of 50 other things!). I am still working my usual crazy amount of hours, so nothing new there.

But it’s been crazily stressful with my fiance not being home, the teachers being on strike, my never getting paid on time, and the traffic being worse than usual on my commute…very challenging on top of everything else (the economy, the language/culture barriers, my not liking my job very much, the usual stuff). For the latter half of each week, I don’t see my partner for more than 3 hours total due to the new hospital rotations…I was going to make a funny post about thinking I had a ghost in my house due to not finding things in the house not as I left them, seeing a used teacup and toast-crumbed saucer in the kitchen each morning, random medical objects scattered about, and hearing someone telling me they love me and they will see me tonight when I am asleep. But I never got to make it because I just got too damn busy…my work days themselves are 12 hours long and we find ourselves eating dinner at 10 pm.

This week, things are starting to even out: I am HOPING I get paid at least part of my salary or get paid for translating a recent manuscript. The teachers went back to work after a month and us not knowing from day-to-day what was going on with their wage negotiations (this alone was super annoying because this place isn’t exactly known for it’s organization or communication skills. It wasn’t really clear on the news what was happening, no Facebook pages or school websites were ever updated…school started yesterday and half the kids didn’t even show up because they either didn’t know or didn’t trust that the strike was actually finished). Two weekends ago was a long weekend and there is a holiday tomorrow. This means that my 2 honeys will be home and we all get to see each other a bit more and everyone will be a bit more relaxed. I am not sure if I am working or not, but either way, it’ll be nice to know they are home. My mind always rests easy when I know this.

Trying to keep these good things in mind because yesterday, as I was leaving for work, the gate that we just spent a large amount of money fixing started doing this thing it does when it’s breaking again. This gate thing is one reason why we aren’t sitting so good financially this month, and I want to pour Drano down the throat of the man who ‘fixed’ it because there is no way we can pay for this again. So far, the lock is still holding up, but I am just waiting for one of us to be locked out of the house or locked in. We’ll see.

I’m always a super-optimist and I know that when things are going south in one area of life, it’s been made up by something awesome happening in another. But right now, it’s hard to see the good.

Buenos Aires Bus Bingo!

Buenos Aires Bus Bingo!

Ok, so this was funnier in my mind than it turned out to be: a bingo card for all those great experiences I’ve had on the “colectivo“…what the city buses are called. This seems a bit pessimistic and attitude-y, but actually I have great affection for the bus drivers and the general vibe of riding on the buses. The drivers always seem to love me and I get a cheaper fare all the time on the lines I take regularly.

Oh, and there is a typo and a grammatical error or two…but I am too lazy to fix them and replace photo. Sorry!

Things I Will Never Get Used To (Post 2): Scary-As-Hell Outlets

A few months ago, The Doctor sent me an email while I was at work.

“Did you ever see this article?” they asked, with a link to 13 Reasons You’ll Never Be an Argentine from The Argentina Independent.

This article was totally me, especially number five: You’re scared of the plug sockets.

It’s true.

Now, I wasn’t always a bit frightened of the sockets here. (And by “a bit frightened”, I mean to say that I visualize the electrocution scene from The Green Mile.) I plugged a few things in while here on vacay and just expected the same amount of security like in the US. At first, it was like that. But after a few startling situations, my days of “just plugging in” a lamp are over. Now if I want to plug something in, I check out the nearest trusted outlet and weigh my options if I even really want to go there. (“Hm, I’d sure like to put a lamp in the living room.” *looks at the outlet I’d have to use.* “I guess it’s not thaaat necessary. I’ll turn the kitchen light on and hopefully the light reaches the couch…”)

The houses here are old and, because there is a basic fear of letting strangers/repairmen in your house because they may rob you by gunpoint (or trick you into paying for extra stuff you don’t need), usually the people doing repairs are people that you just know. The guy who did most of the work in this house is a family friend who likes to only sit with coffee and BS, for example. I would like to think he didn’t do any of the eletrical work here, but I really don’t know. Therefore, most of the outlets in my house I’ve never used, and I don’t even plan on trying.

The converter problem coupled with the basic sketchiness of the outlets is right out of a nightmare (one of those nightmares that seem scary in the moment, yet everyone laughs about when you tell them in the morning. I am the only person who really seems scared by the electricity here). Even if you have Argentine appliances, which I now do, you don’t know if the item will stay plugged in or sort of just hang in there, half in, half out. Couple that with a few converters plugged into each other and you’re playing with fire. Maybe literally!

When I came here on vacation, I had a little curling iron that I plugged in with a European converter. But when I was preparing to move, I needed more converters. Yeah, had a few from visiting Europe, even had the double converters so I could use a product I bought in Germany in my US home. But I was bringing a bit more than a curling iron at this time, you know?

Little did I realize that in Argentina there are SEVERAL sorts of plug sockets, so one house could have one type and another house could have something completely different. Sometimes you’re able to place the rounded, European-style plug into the outlet. And sometimes, you can’t. I went to several stores in Spokane, trying to pick up extra converters that I wasn’t even sure would work or not. For some reason, the pickings were slim, so I had to buy 2 of these insanely-expensive international converters with several options from Target because that was all I could find. They’re kind of like Swiss Army knives and are a bit fun to play with.

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My converters from Target. Don’t they look secure and inviting? They seem to be saying, “I’m safe. I’d never let anything hurt you!’   Check it out, there’s even a warning. Awwww!

I got here to find out that neither of my new converters worked with any plug in my new house, regardless of the setting. Instead, The Doctor took me to a sketchy train station downtown, where a man was selling some converters on a blanket laid on the sidewalk. They were 10 pesos each, which is like 2 cents.

Compare:

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These are scary to me. For one, I am not sure what the L and N stand for. Second, it’s covered in Chinese characters, adding to the confusion and bewilderment. The little red button and the light above it, which seem trusty on first glance, will eventually stay on regardless if you have it clicked or not. Instead of relaying comfort, it seems to be screaming, ” 你的屁股是要炒!” Which Google Translate says means “Your butt is going to fry!” It also has an angry look, doesn’t it?

First, everything seemed ok with my Chinese friends. Then they started not turning off and sparking, even new ones I bought would get this same problem. My mini-flatiron, which I had used here for 2 years with no issues, bit the dust and started smoking in my hand one morning. (Ok, this could be unrelated, but I am blaming the converters and the higher wattage and the converter’s sudden inability to handle it.)

If I move my laptop into the kitchen or it somehow gets unplugged from the (also scary) powerstrip in the bedroom, I call The Doctor to come plug it in for me. The sparks and whatnot is not even a problem for them. If I have to do it because no one is home or awake, I actually turn off the breaker to the house, do my thing, and then turn it back on. Even the breaker box scares me, but that’s another story.

Items in My Argentine Kitchen that “Save My Bacon”

I had a post similar to this in mind when I first started this blog, took some pics in my kitchen, then put it on the back burner (no pun intended!) Foodessen made a post that I really enjoyed, so I am going to gank her idea and use some of the pics I took for my similar post and push ‘Blend’!

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We shop at both a little market near our home and at the supermarket Carrefour, a French chain. This pic is our actual market, located near the water.

First, I would like to paint a picture of the basic supermarket and appliances situation here. If you step into an Argentine expat forum, one of the largest complaints you will read about repeatedly is the lack of variety in the grocery stores. Coming from the United States, where every single item comes in different flavors (ranch, spicy, Italian-style, BBQ), different forms (cubed, creamed, sliced, low fat, no salt, frozen, canned) or basically already prepared and you just add water or zap in the microwave, it can be a bit unsettling. You have to actually cook.

Here, I was a bit intimidated by seeing aisles (long ones!) that were stocked on one side with boxes of tomato sauce…and only that—boxes stacked 4 shelves high like bricks. On the other side? Something like cans of lima beans, corn, or peas. And that was it. I remember looking at TD and saying, ‘What do I do? All I see are…ingredients!‘ Hahah! I mean, how ridiculous does that sound? I wasn’t a big convenience food junkie in the US, but maybe I was a bit more dependent on things pre-seasoned, pre-breaded, or pre-cooked than I thought I was.

Second intimidating thing I tackled was the lack of appliances. No microwave, no electric skillet, no crockpot, no electric toaster. I did buy a cheap-o electric skillet that cooked unevenly and randomly would shut off, so I stopped using it. For my first or second birthday celebrated here, I was given a coffee maker and a George Foreman mini grill, which I was thrilled to receive.  I could probably get a crockpot, toaster, or another electric skillet that worked better, but things like this are terribly expensive and/or are imported and are no longer available. Now that I make more money and could blow half my monthly wages on something, it seems a bit silly because I have gone so long without them.

Things that I do have besides the stove and the George Foreman are:

A Toaster-Thing:

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We have this exact same toaster, but instead of using a campfire (wtf), we actually have a very nice gas stove. It’s a bit unsettling that the only pic available for our toaster was something like this, though. Yes, we are cavemen down here! The truth is out, haha!

A Cast Iron Grill for the Stove:

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This is our grill! We use it to death and it makes some very tasty meat. It’s not even half this clean, though…probably why everything tastes so good on it.

 Also, I will add that I have a really cute kitchen with a lot of cupboard space, marble countertops, a nice convection oven, and little vintage odds and ends in the drawers that belonged to the elderly woman who lived here before us…those things, plus my family who eat there with me, makes my kitchen fun and loving and has made it easy to forget that I don’t have some of the modern conveniences. My kitchen is easily my favorite room in all the house. 

On to the food items I could not live without!

SPICES

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go. -Erma Bombeck

Remember the blurb above about there being very little convenience or prepared foods? Where the aisles full of plain canned or boxed stuff is true, there are some prepared goodies here and there. For example, we do have powdered soups by Knorr and pre-formed, frozen hamburger patties and frozen pizzas. There is also a pretty tasty pasta/rice brand called Mama Lucchetti that sometimes has a cheesy rice or mac and cheese option in a box (nothing like Kraft, though. My son was never totally convinced.). The problem is that these items are crazy expensive, aren’t available part of the time, and even if I could afford these things, I would be worried about the salt content or whatever else they’ve put in there. It’s been at least a year, probably closer to 2 years, since I’ve bought anything like that in a box.

So to solve the problem of nothing being seasoned (I don’t even think the tomato sauce has been salted), I have had to rely on actual spices. A lot of spices I love aren’t sold in the grocery stores, so I take trips to Barrio Chino (Chinatown), located near my house, to check out the fantastic spice selection there. There are also loads of imports in general that sometimes aren’t in the grocery stores…you can buy peanut butter, A1, Nutella, or Worcestershire sauce, for example. One challenge is just knowing what the spice you want is called in Spanish. It took me over a year to locate cumin…curcuma molida.

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Bags of curry and cumin from Barrio Chino. I have a lot of these little bags full of spices: curry suave, curry picante, nutmeg, garlic/onion powder, cinnamon, etc.  Once I had to make my own All Spice with various ingredients. Additionally, we go through obscene amounts of parsley and oregano in this house. Also, check out the prices. Keeping in mind that a little cup of coffee from a street vendor can be anywhere from 6 to 10 pesos, look how you can get a big bag o’ spices for a little more.  Pennies!

Another great place to pick up spices are the verdulerias (vegetable stands) that you see on every corner. There are some fantastic, fresh peppers that you can dry or powdered goodies you can add for a little kick…Argentine food is not spicy at all, and sometimes you need a little heat!

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Powered locoto from Bolivia…a nearby verduleria is owned by the sweetest Bolivian family. There is a soup recipe on the back of this package that I would be scared to death to try (this stuff is very spicy) and it also explains that it isn’t just an ingredient, you can use it as medicine and it’s ideal for treating an ulcer. Uh, ok.

I also love these envelopes of spices by the brand Alicante. I believe it is an Argentine brand, and they also sell oregano, baking soda, etc. in addition to their Caldo para Saborizar stuff.

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I tend to only buy the carne (beef) and pancetta (bacon, sorta) flavors, though the others are good, too. They are small envelopes of powder that dissolve instantly. I have used them as a flavoring in sauces and even as a meat rub. They are not only versatile, but totally cheap and can be found anywhere! I would be truly lost without these and plan on having some sent to me regularly when I go back home.

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Without the spices, there is no way I could turn regular ground beef into a spicy pot of chili (not normally prepared here), steamy, musky and noodle-y Swedish meatballs (also not found here at all), rich burrito makings (they finally sell tortillas here, yay!) or the great empanada filling that The Doctor can whip up in minutes, flavored with Italian spices and olives. I never realized the variety and importance of spices until prepared food was taken away from me. I’m convinced that it’s made me a better cook.

FARM FRESH CHEESES AND SALAMIS

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ― G.K. Chesterton

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Outside of Buenos Aires (the city) and Buenos Aires (the province) are loads of farms and ranches (Argentina, after all, is known for its beef.) These ranches often make their own cheeses and salamis to sell, in addition to jarred, pickled garlic, peppers, or eggplant. Some ranches are quite swanky and have a tourist thing going on. Others sell their products at fairs and specialty stores. One guy I know rides around town on a bicycle laden with cheese and salami for sale from a ranch he lives on in Cordoba (another province). Every other Saturday, save for summertime when he’s away, I buy a long stick of salami and a wedge of fresh cheese.

This is probably the closest thing we have to convenience food and, unlike home, it’s incredibly cheap…especially for local, artisan goods. My son is crazy for salami, always was, and, since I try to stick to a ketogenic diet, a few cubes of cheese and a bit of salami are all we need for a snack. Better for my energy than having something sweet, and loads better than my son having a Hot Pocket. Salami and cheese like this are the main ingredients in a picada, which is like an appetizer or tray of goodies you eat when having beer, wine or whatever. They’re usually served along with big olives, peanuts, and other tidbits.

Please, don’t imagine us scarfing down Velveeta and chunks of Armour salami. No way. This salami isn’t terribly soft or greasy like American summer sausage (which is tasty, but I am convinced will kill a man) and the cheese is just a yellow white. The flavor can very between a mellow Edam or a nutty Emmenthaler… think I end up buying whatever is ‘the white cheese’ in the basket and this is why I get these different flavors! Por favor, dame el queso blanco, eh?!

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The salami I bought yesterday.

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Tasty, old world snack. We slice it up on a wooden cutting board similar to this pic.

BOXED, ‘LONG LIFE’ MILK

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’—–Phyllis Diller

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Our boxed milk.

It’s been ages since I have seen the gallon jugs of milk. They just don’t exist here. Instead, we have milk in boxes and our family buys these boxes by the case. TD went shopping yesterday for the month, and I think stored in our cupboard right now are 36 (or more) of these boxes of milk.

You’re probably wondering how a box of milk could save my bacon. Basically, my son goes through milk like crazy and this stuff doesn’t have to be refrigerated, unlike the gallons at home. I can stock up at the beginning of the month and just not worry about it.

Let me add that the milk here is delish. I was never a big milk fan, unless it was in cereal or I was dunking a cookie in it. But this milk tastes very different, probably due to the fact the cows are grass-fed as opposed to grain-fed (this is why the beef here tastes different, so why not?) I also wonder what chemicals are absent from this milk that we are otherwise used to, but I try not to think about chemicals in milk more than I have to. It’s also funny to note that I was drinking this stuff for over a year before I realized that ‘entera’ meant ‘whole’.

“We’ve been drinking whole milk for a year?!!” I yelled.

“Well, yeah,” said TD.

My yanqui face paled in horror. Absolute horror.

(HAHAHA!)

Ok, so that’s why it tastes so good, like a coconut-flavored milkshake. Yum.  Does everyone here drink whole milk? I am not sure because there is a lower-fat option as well. However, judging from the space allocated for whole milk in the aisle, I would make a bet that it’s quite popular. We also eat real butter, too. Between the salami, cheese, wine (not mentioned in this post), whole milk and real butter, you’d think we’d be overweight pigs down here. But no, Argentines (and my family) are healthy and not overweight. Probably it’s the more active lifestyle and eating mostly home cooked meals made with real food (referred to above as ‘ingredients’).

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The large box that holds all the milks can also double as a cat castle. Peesh loves them…we even cut one down for him to sleep in and use as a scratchy-post.

FOOD ITEMS THAT HAVE DOUBLE USES

As my Sicilian grandfather used to say, you get more flies with honey than with vinegar, right?—-Andrew Cuomo

ImageI don’t have a lot of faith in some of the cleaners here. They smell nice, but for cutting oil or getting white clothes brighter, I’ve had less than stellar results. Therefore, it’s vinegar and baking soda to the rescue. Also, in the US, I always used baking soda as a skin/hair cleanser or teeth-whitener, but now it’s even more handy since there aren’t any Crest Whitestrips or gentle, semi-abrasive skin cleansers to help out. I also have found vinegar spritzed in the hair helps fight the humidity-frizzies, which are an unfortunate reality down here.

Hell(o) Wednesday

Went out to dinner last night (7-year anniversary for TD and I) and ate loads** of pasta and drank 3 glasses of wine. Because I usually don’t eat white flour or sugar, today I feel so gross.

Got to sleep seriously late.

Today was Rotten’s first day of school, so we had to get up extra early.

The Doctor’s day (and the following 2 days), is from 6:45 am to after 10 pm, so I am in charge of dinner these 3 nights. I get home at 8:30 pm each night, and tomorrow I leave at 9 am.

I got paid yesterday and it was 2 weeks late, so I think the only thing in my fridge is a stick of butter and a box of milk. (Ok, kidding, but you get the idea)

Rotten went off to school at 7:30, only to come back because the teachers are on strike. Could’ve used that extra sleep to allieviate my white-flour hangover. Also would of loved some communication about the whole ‘oh hey, there’s no school today…’ -thing, but no bigs.

Went to the market when they opened at 9 to stock our shelves a bit, maybe prepare a  few things ahead of time so I can throw a fast, effortless dinner together when I get home.

Nope, the meat market, the chicken market=closed. I grabbed a few quickie items, but nothing dinner-worthy. On the way home, I was able to buy a kilo of tomatoes. What luck.

Off to work now in about 10 minutes, really regretting the penne rigate/tiramisu/malbec-fest I had about 12 hours ago.

Good thing we’re probably just having tomatoes for dinner tonight…

** Ok, not loads. Maybe a thin bowl’s worth. But if you don’t eat pasta, that is enough.